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War Without End

lesbianspacepilot:

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

mell-bell:

I’m gonna create my own version of the Bachelor where all the contestants have the same name…. 1 guy and 25 girls named Sarah….just imagine the rose ceremony

chancethereaper:

stormqueen280:

richard-maddens:

y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux

the black men: i beg u excuse me

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I absolutely love the cape.

This happens every year yall should know damn well by now that when we say men are lacking in the fashion department we mean white men

slutmogs:

Are you threatening me with violence

braveandwildestdreams:

anjanana:

everything in nature looks like a vagina, and everything man made looks like a penis. you compensating, you compensating hard

I scrolled back up because I needed this on my blog

spiritscraft:

nerdgul:

jamiefrickengib:

nerdgul:

Go outside, look at the moon. The moons so pretty isn’t it. Yeah. Take a picture of the moon. Oh no bad picture it looks like a weird dumb speck. But the moons so pretty????
U know ur real pretty to. cameras arnt very nice sometimes. But your still pretty. Just like moon

a dog wrote this

!!!!

I am feeling this

mockiato:

iwilleatyourenglish:

mockiato:

Every single post of mine that was flagged for adult content and available for me to appeal were just pics of the kids. Is it a boob? Is it a baby? Who can tell

i’ve had multiple posts of my tarantula flagged and i’m like i guess she is naked

Female presenting spiders

irish-luthor:

lesbianheistmovie:

Anne Hathaway in Ocean’s 8 (2018) Dir. Gary Ross

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uwuzume:

me clicking on the 7th “sharpest knife in the world” video today: omg i wonder what hes gonna do with that plastic wrap…..

kiwami japan, the absolute madman:

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me: 

:O

manicbones:

not feeling safe at home is just such a visceral violent thing and if you’ve ever experienced that I’m really sorry, you’re brave and strong and it’s gonna be okay

ain-t-bovvered:

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cocoamoon:

nuttersincorporated:

ultrafacts:

insideageniusmind:

therighthandofdoomcpn:

ultrafacts:

now-his-watch-is-ended:

ultrafacts:

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why did elmo testify before the congress….

Elmo testified before congress in support of funding for music education programs. (Source)

He also did this while looking incredibly adorable.

Meanwhile a man probably sat crammed under that desk so a puppet could testify I’m laughing too hard

I’m sorry but you seem to be mistaking Elmo for a puppet. Elmo is not a puppet. He is a muppet. A puppet is a man made object and a muppet is a living being. There is nobody under the desk because Elmo is real.

exactly.

ocdevelopmentstuff:

ocdevelopmentstuff:

Cowboy boots but with really high platforms like goth boots.

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